
Half Man Half Biscuit - All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague away kit In 1986, Birkenhead band Half Man Half Biscuit - punk ethic purveyors of satire, social commentary, parody and angst - released their debut single, "The Trumpton Riots". On the B-side was the now legendary track, "All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague away kit": the finest study of adolescent obsession, frustration, rivalry, violence and table football ever to grace the wrong side of a bit of vinyl. For Dukla Kit try this link: www.toffs.com and to visit Dukla web go to fkdukla.cz
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An odd bloke with Restless Legs embarks on an early morning yomp. ERASERHEAD PARODY/HOMAGE
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HMHB perform The Trumpton Riots on Whiste Test
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Birkenheads Finest. "Operation Less Pricks!"
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THIS ONE TOOK A BIT. HOPE YOU ENJOY.
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Yet another classic from HMHB..hope you enjoy "Cheap interview Pool cue fancy pants Chic Bates apricot Short term sweat Hamstring monument Shark shit welterweight Topsoil Chapterhouse Christ-like mince Four Skinny Indie Kids Four Skinny Indie Kids Drinking weak lager in a Camden boozer Four Skinny Indie Kids Four Skinny Indie Kids Drinking weak lager in a Camden boozer Sanskrit tantamount Slide flag Dunstable Late pen Saltergate Belsize squat Tripswitch hinterland Slack jaw Boys Brigade Krooklok Murgatroyd Website nonce Four Skinny Indie Kids Four Skinny Indie Kids Drinking weak lager in a Camden boozer Four Skinny Indie Kids Four Skinny Indie Kids Drinking weak lager in a Camden boozer Weve got lo-fi, weve got tie-dye Weve got grey and brown and black Weve got stickers on guitars Weve got a tape for Steve Lamacq Weve got celibate lead singers Weve got Sebadohs and Docs But what aint we got? We aint got mates Were forever slagging off the majors Till they dangle us their wages One two three Four Skinny Indie Kids Four Skinny Indie Kids Drinking weak lager in a Camden boozer Four Skinny Indie Kids Four Skinny Indie Kids Drinking weak lager in a Camden boozer Four Skinny Indie Kids Four Skinny Indie Kids Drinking weak lager in a Camden boozer Four Skinny Indie Kids Four Skinny Indie Kids Drinking weak lager in a Camden boozer In a Camden boozer In a Camden boozer tonight"
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An interpretation of a Half Man Half Biscuit song. Enjoy... (yes, I know it's 'who the fucking hell ARE Slipknot', but I don't have the original video file anymore so I can't edit it ;_;) EDIT: Probably not going to be making anything else like this. Going to focus my attention on Let's Plays from now on.
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She stayed with me until, She moved to Notting Hill, She said it was the place she needs to be, Where the cocaine is fair-trade, and frequently displayed, is the Buena Vista Social Club CD, I thought you'd be back in three weeks, and we'd go wandering in the peaks, sojourn in my uncle Joe's ashram, And when you're in Matlock Bath, You dont need Sylvia Plath, Not while we've got Mrs. Gibson's jam Alas I'm brooding along by the runnel, while shes in Capri with her swain, and the light at the end of the tunnel, Is the light of an oncoming train. Well we both grew up in Eyam, and strange as it may seem, niether of us thought we'd ever leave, but the beak in Leek is weak, and she's moved it so to speak, with featureless TV producer Steve And now it's all Eva Cassidy, and aphids in piccady, and so I can only assertain, That the light at the end of the tunnel, Is the light of an oncoming train. No frills, handy for the hills, that's the way you spell New Mills, brooding along by the runnel, while shes in Capri with her swain, and the light at the end of the tunnel, Is the light of an oncoming train. Is the light of an oncoming train. Is the light of an oncoming..... Gimme that old time religion, Gimme that old time religion, Gimme that old time religion, It's good enough for me
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We sat and decided as the seaons collided That our love was fairly utopian If it wasnt for my pills, my psychiatric bills And your unreliable fallopian Then I guess we'd be fine Embraced on cloud nine Emotionally impossible to sever You turn around quickly and ever so sickly I tell you I'd love you forever If only you'd give me my Lev Yashin poster back Six months ago I returned your brown anorak But you keep forgetting And it's far too upsetting So baby Ferenc Puskas to you, to you Baby Ferenc Puskas to you You know it's a shame But we're never the same On account of your stupid amnesia Through teardrops I stare At the wall it's now bare And I reach for the milk of magnesia And I'll die on the floor And leave a note on the door Saying 'this ape has just left Gibraltar' And in hell it will rain And I'll say once again That I'd stand next to you at the altar If only you'd give me my Lev Yashin poster back Six months ago I returned your brown anorak But you keep forgetting And its far too upsetting So baby Ferenc Puskas to you, to you Baby Ferenc Puskas to you With boots on !
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Thanks for a brilliant gig at Leamington 15/09/2011 Hope you enjoy this bit of a lash up, still on a massive high after last nights "epic" gig in Leamington, thanks to Nigel for giving us a shout just before "Bob Wiison", That meant alot mate, Thanks. We are a bunch of Leicester City Nutters who over last 3 years have raised over 9 Grand for our local hospice LOROS, And for newbies to HMHB Buy this new CD 90 Bisodol (Crimond), It will change your life!! in fact buy them all
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Everything's AOR - Ulverston - 2008-04-17
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AN ODE TO NERYS
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Birkenhead's finest Tranmere supporting poetic scallywags at the peak of their powers. If you haven't already got all their stuff, you should at the very least treat yourself to the CD reissue of Back In The DHSS... a total classic! Who can forget ditties like I Hate Nerys Hughs, 99% Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd and Sealclubbing. Plus it's this, Trumpton Riots and 1966 and all that too... Yer know yer want to.
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Lock Up Your Mountainbikes - Ulverston 2008-04-17
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Another Video from MickyTheHoss Productions. From the Album McIntyre, Treadmore and Davitt.
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I'm a vendor of quack nostrums born in a Kansas shack, I came down to Greenwich Village with a tea chest on my back, I danced a while for Andy and crashed his Cadillac, And now I'm just waiting for my ban Oh does your heroin lose its glamour on the washboard overnight? When your mother says "Don't do it" do you crank it up in spite? Do you rob your brother's Giro? Do you talk a load of shite? Does your heroin lose its glamour on the washboard overnight? I've drank too much black coffee, Read too much Bill Burroughs, I've been a he, I've been a she A "maybe" and "who knows" I've had the CBGB's, I've turkeyed way upstate, So don't you rock me, Daddio Oh does your heroin lose its glamour on the washboard overnight? When your mother says "Don't do it" do you crank it up in spite? Do you rob your brother's giro? Do you talk a load of shite? Does your heroin lose its glamour on the washboard overnight? Does your heroin lose its glamour on the washboard overnight? When your mother says "Don't do it" do you crank it up in spite? Do you rob your brother's Giro? Do you talk a load of shite Does your heroin lose its glamour Does your heroin lose its glamour Does your heroin lose its glamour on the washboard overnight?
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Video by MickyTheHoss Productions. Taken off the superb "90 Bisodol (Crimond)" Album. I was Yes I was Descending the Stiperstones When I Recalled the order from home To pick up a To pick up a To pick up a To pick up a To pick up a jar of Swarfega And so returning to the car at Snailbeach, I set off in the direction of Montgomery, where I was more than certain my need would be met by Bunner the chandler who sold everything. Entering the store, I nodded to an assistant and hurried to the back area of the shop where I could browse in comfort amongst the organised chaos, and marvel at the fact that should it be my desire, I could return home with a Ben Sayer four-iron, a brush doormat bearing the slogan "Cofiwch Dryweryn", and an oil painting by Mercy Rimell entitled "The Raging Ostler" ...in addition to the Swarfega, which I finally located on a shelf, next to a box of Hussars, who, in spite of their dusty neglect, appeared primed and ready for Old Boney. Also in this room was a selection of doll's houses, and standing next to a particularly detailed property called the Franklin was the actress Lynette McMorrough, who used to play Glenda in Crossroads. As I'd been a bit of a fan of the programme, I couldn't help but engage her in conversation, initially regarding the magnificent craftsmanship on show, before rather awkwardly turning the chat onto Kevin's affair, test tube babies, and the tragic death of her Dad, who was knocked down by a car whilst stumbling home drunk from <b>...</b>
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